- oh yes, my paycheck! yes! i'll finally start a savings account, pay rent on time and maybe buy a new jacket for once. (phone vibrating) hello. - [voiceover] hello i'mcalling for milo rights. - milo, hi.
- [voiceover] hi, this is the studentloan collection service. you owe us. (upbeat pop music) - uh, okay. hey, can i give you a call back? - [voiceover] sure, just giveus a call back at 1-800-- - shut up! okay, ten extra hours per week at the job,
plus the minimum student loan payment equals me paying them off in 43 years. cool. are you calling me froma different number? girls wanted $900 a night. hmm. must be into foot stuff, alright. let me ask you a question,what's your name?
oh brenda, that's a nice. my grandmother's name. um, did you ever have student loans or. (incoming text message beep) (outgoing text message beep) how do you sleep at night, brenda? how do you sleep at night? you're a monster! no i don't have any money.
i can't afford to pay you. five dollars is toomuch, that's ridiculous. uh! - [voiceover] hi, we'recalling from your alma mater. would you like to make adonation to the school? - are you serious? hello mom. - [voiceover] hey baby, yournephew got into college. - oh no.
- [voiceover] don't worry,on a full ride scholarship. - oh, well that's great. good for him, yay college.
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